REJECTION LINE BY MEN AND WOMEN….ENJOY IT
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women :
(and what they actually mean)
10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
(I don’t want to do my dad.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
(You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes on.)
7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.)
6. I’ve got a boyfriend.
(I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.)
5. I don’t date men where I work.
(I wouldn’t date you if you were in the same ’solar system’,much less the same building.)
4. It’s not you, it’s me.
(It’s you.)
3. I’m concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I’m celibate.
(I’ve sworn off only the men like you.)
1. Let’s be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet with. It’s the male perspective thing.)
In response…The male perspective on the same issue…
Top 10 rejection lines given by Men :
(and what they actually mean…)
10. I think of you as a sister.
(You’re ugly.)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
(You’re ugly.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
(You’re ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now.
(You’re ugly.)
6. I’ve got a girlfriend.
(You’re ugly.)
5. I don’t date women where I work.
(You’re ugly.)
4. It’s not you, it’s me.
(You’re ugly.)
3. I’m concentrating on my career.
(You’re ugly.)
2. I’m celibate.
(You’re ugly.)
1. Let’s be friends.
(You’re sinfully ugly.)
Enjoy the story between Old man and Young Man…
Enjoy the story between Old man and Young Man…
Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?
Old Man: Certainly not.
Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose, if you tell me the time?
Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time.
Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?
Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and
may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.
Young Man: Quite possible.
Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.
Young Man: Quite possible.
Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea.
After my courteous approach you will try to come again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?
Young Man: Possible
Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has and
I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my daughter.
Young Man: Smiles. Wink
Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter
again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.
Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.
Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.
Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles
Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my
daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch…
99
hi
99 ma be the title semms to be a number, but its actually a name of the movies which i watched last week.
well 99 doesn’t make any sense but its some how related wid the movie indirectly.
well the movie realesed at a time when theaters have no option and may be between bigger movies it would have lost.
but being a single realese in month and a fair script which makes you laugh it seems movie can click on box office.
well movies charecters are good, nd best parts of movie is boman irani nd cyres.
well its not among the flicks which will put you thinking nd even movie hasn’t any great message. but u will enjoy the movie as it has its moments .
Big John doesn’t pay
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops-a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, “Big John doesn’t pay!” and sat down at the back. Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn’t argue with Big John, but he wasn’t happy about it. The next day the same thing happened-Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the one after that, and so forth. This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what’s more, he felt really good about himself. So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, “Big John doesn’t pay!,” the driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, “And why not?” With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, “Big John has a bus pass.” Moral of the story: First b sure there is a problem before working hard to solve one.
feeling responsilbility……
i remember the times when i used to call my parents for my expenses and put a budget to him that i need this much amount without thinking that where the hell money is coming from. then time came when i came to know that money has its importance and it should be saved. i am very thankful to my parents
Iceberg or Spielberg?
Best joke in Britan
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here.”
The astonished Chinese man replied, “It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese”.
“Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same,” replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, “You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.”
Shocked, Spielberg replies, “It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.”
The Chinese replies, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same.”
( This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain )
Perfect husband
Just a wonderful mail……..
Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Darling, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only Rs. 10,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “Rs. 40,00,000″
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing … The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking
Rs. 2,50,00,000″
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 2,25,00,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can gofor the extra amount. It really is a pretty good price.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!”
MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape…..
He smiles and asks:
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“Anyone knows to whom this mobile belongs to?”
Equations
THIS IS AMAZING. I WONDER WHO COMES UP WITH SUCH CLASSICS
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human – enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don’t know enjoy = Donkey that work
Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men – earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don’t earn money = Donkeys
Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women – spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don’t spend = Donkeys
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don’t earn money = Women that don’t spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
